Everyone,
Me: Look at that helicopter!
Juice: Where? Oh, yeah. It's just hanging there looking at the freeway. (We were on the freeway at the moment.)
Me: I wonder what kind it is. Is there an accident up ahead? Please don't let them close 495 before we get to the bridge!
Juice: No kidding.
Me: Oh, good. It's a military helicopter.
Juice: Are you sure? (craning his neck around to get a better look out the windshield)
Me: Yes, what commercial helicopter do you know that has 4 torpedoes strapped to the sides?
Juice: True.
Sometimes it's fun to live in DC!
Safire
“Tell them to Have Faith in Me”
10 years ago
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